Riding Through the Snow (parody)

(to the tune of “Riders on the Storm” by The Doors)

Riding through the snow
Riding through the snow
I’m riding pretty slow
Through the killer winter cold
Water dripping from my nose
Turns into an icicle
Because of all the snow

Bike is sliding down the road
Since the heavens dropped a load
The snowflakes hit my face
They feel like soggy razor blades
But I’m going for a ride
No matter what it’s like outside
Cruising down the road, yeah

(break)

Trying to avoid the sand
Or my bike will be unmanned
A pair of frostbit hands
I’m worried that I might crash land
But my parka keeps me warm
Through the icy winter storm
That blows across the land, yeah

(keyboard break)

Whoah!

Riding through the snow
Riding through the snow
It’s really freaking cold
I can’t feel my left toes
I should have stayed at home today
And watched the children play
Out there in the snow… Oh no!

Riding through the snow
Riding through the snow
Riding through the snow
Riding through the snow
Riding through the snow…